Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Randomize
