Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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