How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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