I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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