dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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