Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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