i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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