Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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