Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
should my penis look like a turkey
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
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