its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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