so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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