return my video game
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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