She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Randomize
