Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
