Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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