I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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