I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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