I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
There was a lot of him and a little penis
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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