hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I've blown a few things in my day
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
