Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
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