so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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