whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
