We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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