I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
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