I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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