Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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