ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Drunk
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So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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