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So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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