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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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