i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
