we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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