my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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