whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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