i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
You're like the curious george of whores
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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