i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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