Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Randomize
