so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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