and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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