I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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