So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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