I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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