so that wasnt chicken after all
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Houston, we have a blender
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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