I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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