I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
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