Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
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Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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