This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
So apparently I’m into choking now
Help. Why am I so naked?
Randomize
