is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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