I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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