I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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