Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
it glows. i had to have it.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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