Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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