we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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