i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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