Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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