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say what?
wanna hang out?
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
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