The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
please come you make the beer taste better
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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